Hilarity Girlarity

I am continually amused by the extreme measures we take to vie for the attention of the attainable. I've seen some funnies and heard of even funniers. Ah l'amour...the heart can be so cruel.

Some of the laughable that I see as of recently is middle-aged men teetering at the grasps of loneliness working the rounds for the affect of much younger women. He's mid-thirties. She's mid-twenties. He's far from successful. She's trying to succeed. Only Hugh Hefner has the right to never date anyone older than twenty four. The rest of us average non-wealthy males should look within a reasonable decade's range for a spouse. If you were celebrating a collegiate alma mater at the same time she was befuddled by training bras, maybe it's time you stopped rocking the cradle with your penis.

And so comes the story of the cougars hissing for the eye of a younger man. That's right...in the game of love and loins, women also have no shame. One is prettier than the other. So, in a desperate attempt to skin the sheep, the lesser of the two felines arrives parading in the most revealing clothes her wardrobe could offer. Yes, we all took notice of the epidermal desperation.

Competing for affection can get ugly. Men spend to out man-ify each other. We crack jokes and bruise rivals' egos. Women strip.

If love were easy, then it wouldn't be worth keeping. We should ache. We should take to our knees. Afterall, pride goeth before the fall. Stay foolish and love someone. See you all on eHarmony. Hahaha. =)