Finding Love: The Space Between Sundays and Workdays

Do you work at a youthful company? Are you a member of the Sunday Praise Team? Are you a celebrity? I know you're not, so listen the hell up...

Life can get lonely (and horny if that's your m.o.). Your solitude is contrived by a cruel force of creation leaving people like us unfitting and uncomfortable with courting between pews and cubicles. Why? Maybe it's because vultures already stuck a penis in the pudding and stirred it up something venereal. Or, it might just be that the single females around don't prance, but rather roam in herds with hamburger hobbies that thicken hides made on one of God's less inspired people molding days.

Whatever life throws at you, feel good knowing you can throw it back. The standard of a human being is the ability to create tools, situations, pictures, and stories from our imagination. We are unique in that a thought can be drawn from a single brain and shared with all others. So, why waste so much time complaining about papers to file or whining about Grace being amazing in all ways but physical?

Have an interest in something. You'll be pleasantly surprised at how many really cool people have the same interests as you. Be interested in Kollaboration. The faces in the fronts can sing, dance, rap, spit hot-fire poetry, and tell jokes that may leave a "howwwddy ho" in your crimefighters.

Kollaboration 9 is being held at the Shrine Auditorium on February 21, 2009. David Choi is performing, ever heard of him? Over 10 million people have. Jazmin will be rocking the stage...they won MTV's competition for top pop group. Comedy Central comedian Jo Koy will give a special stand-up performance. Even comedian PK will hobble out on crutches and host the show with a broken leg (talk about pure passion and dedication!). Tens of millions of people from all over the planet have heard and seen these people. And now, they're getting together for one kick-ass live show.



Of all the years that Kollaboration has raised its curtains, I've never seen a better line up of talent and promise for an amazing night of song, dance, and laughs. It's more than just a show. It's sexier than most non-profit events. The afterparty alone is set to house over 2,000 people from LA, Chicago, New York, and even Canada. Come out...see someone...meet someone...be someone. Ticket yo-self!

http://www.kollaboration.org/Tickets/Los-Angeles/Kollaboration-9.html

See ya'll there!