Who Invented the Wheel?

it definitely was NOT us men. we are simple creatures. when we talk, it's typically short, straight forward and to the point...like our penis. when we were hungry as cavemen, we looked down at our penis and thought "hey...if i use this for jabbing...imagine if i used a longer stick!" so we got ourselves the longest, straightest, and pointiest stick and started poking at buffaloes. this was the early beginnings of "man" technology.

so...who invented the wheel? it must have been our intelligent and beautifully curvacious women.

think about it. doesn't it all make sense now? women can go on and on about the same thing for an eternity. when women talk, the story goes round and round with ups and downs without ever reaching a destination. with women, there's no point...just like a wheel. there are no angles. and just like when a wheel gets going, there's no stopping women.

haha. sorry, i couldn't resist making this obscure analogy.