We're All a Little Evil

We are, aren't we? There's a little devil residing in all of us that gets titillated by the roast lists, sarcasms, and embarrassing fails scattered throughout the internet. We even go as far as searching the measurements, birthdays, and bios of eye-catching lookers whom we have never and may never meet in our lives. Why? They may be celebrities, or on the path towards greater popularity, but I don't see much reason in nurturing the stalker side of our own persona.

I'm a criminal of thought for sure, but I have never gone so far as to defame someone publicly on the internet. I have certainly looked at women at parties and thought, "whoa...she's got the body of a goddess and the face of an oyster's ass." Yet, I have never deviously gone farther than confiding my opinion of a shark-toothed Fergie clone to a buddy over my shoulder. People that thrive on defiling the public image of others are horrible bottom-feeders of society with an esteem so low that they need to stand on mounds of shit to raise their heads high enough to get a look at anything. It's purely unnecessary scumbaggery that doesn't even deserve proper vocabulary to describe.

We still need a little evil though. It's the yin and yang that helps us maintain balance like the cycles of Mondays, Humpdays, to Fridays. If the internet was all bunnies and kittens, it'd be a pretty boring place. We need the bad to help us cherish the good. We need to get needled occasionally about our awful hair days to remind us not to take ourselves too seriously. But shit, let's keep it within a trusted circle of friends. After all, we only need a little evil.